WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Why did God make mothers? to have children
What ingredients are mothers made of? bones, eyes, teeth, gums, ears, etc.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? because I love YOU
What kind of little girl was your mom? played with toys, got spankings
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? had Jesus in his heart
Why did your mom marry your dad? wanted to have a baby
Who's the boss at your house? Daddy and Mommy
What's the difference between moms & dads? moms wear dresses, dads where suits
What does your mom do in her spare time? have dinner with Daddy
What would it take to make your mom perfect? buy more ice cream
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? don't give me spankings
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It's good to see humor in rearing children (or you'll go insane!). As difficult as it can be sometimes, it has it's rewarding moments like this:
A Thank You note Makenna gave me without mine or Rick's knowledge thanking me for helping her have a great birthday party with her friends. (Mel, she had saved the note card you gave her and used it for a thank you note.)
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